cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

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goblin-sorcerer:

Jesus Camp is a very fun documentary to watch with friends but if you watch it alone you just get scared and angry.
willmcavoy:

my office manager told me to make a sign for the copier which is out of order then had the audacity to tell me this was “unprofessional”

urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

(Source: urbancatfitters, via tipslip)

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vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(Source: socotic, via bullied)

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chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.

(via fake-mermaid)

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